I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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