Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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