It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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