My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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