1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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