Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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