nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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