I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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