just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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