R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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