No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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