Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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