So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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