Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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