i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
