he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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