Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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