belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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