i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I forget how to act sober
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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