Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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