omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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