Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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