Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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