you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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