The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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