C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So much Jack, so little girl.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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