If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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