Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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