Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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