Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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