i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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