I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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