brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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