I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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