Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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