See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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