i jhust puked up my retainher.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Randomize