people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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