lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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