Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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