somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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