just tell him i said nine months
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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