His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
is wine microwaveable?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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