"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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