Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
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Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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