i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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