so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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