You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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