normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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