brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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