I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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