hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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