im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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