Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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