how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
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eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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