WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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