come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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