Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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